Lame-Ass, Slacker, Degenerate, Lazy, P.O.S. Blogger

I am hoping to make this the home of all the clips from the show, yet we continue to wait for the engineering work to be done. So, I haven't added a damn thing for weeks.

Please Stand By...

Billy Mays

I am sure you have heard by now the pitchman Billy Mays died today. He may have suffered a blow to the head during a plane ride that caused him to die later on. Maybe very similar to the way that Natasha Richardson died.

In honor of Billy Mays, tomorrow morning at 8am, we should all do a load of whites!

No Sugar 'til Vegas!

Until Frank "forced" me to eat some of his wife's AMAZING rum soaked birthday cupcake, I had been sugar free for many (4) months. I have dropped some weight recently due to a hot and heavy extra-marital dalliance...

...by staying away from carbohydrates. I have cheated with some bread from time to time, but go for wheat bread more. I haven't had ANY pasta at all, except one bite, and other than some fried banana pudding with raspberry chipotle sauce that Frank scammed me into eating, I have committed to being sugar free until I go to Vegas in three weeks.

I wanted you all to see a picture of the dessert that will be the end of sugar free for me...

... the Molten Lava cake. I prefer it with some vanilla ice cream and raspberry sauce, but this is the foundation. That's melted ganache by the way! Every restaurant in Vegas has it's own variety.

Second night...

The BIGGEST bowl of Tiramisu that you have ever seen. It's massive and it's DEEEELISH!

Bucca diBeppo is off the stip and is worth the visit. If anything in Vegas feels old school, this is it. Great Italian food, fun atmoshere.

Me, motorcycle, Sturgis... Do I make it? Yes, no, maybe so? Thoughts?

IF... and that's a BIG if.

We are trying to get our engineer to install ONE PROGRAM on the main broadcast computer that will allow us to take every segment of the show and put it on this blog. We lost streaming a few months back and now we have no way to get the show on the Internet. We get letters about how many listeners have missed our show and we CANNOT afford to lose any listeners. But, you know how engineers are...

... if they don't think of it first, they won't do it. So, we are holding our breath.

There is no South Dakota...

My lovely and eloquent partner Kimberly Renee Hansard would have you believe, "There is no South Dakota". The map might have a different opinion. So, like Lewis and Clarke, I plan to set out to PROVE that, yes Virginia, there is a South Dakota.

I have decided to get on the Geezer Glide and ride all the way from Knoxville to Sturgis, the home of the world's largest motorcycle rally.


I have gone on long rides before, but never like this. Some people are telling me that I am crazy but I am planning a sloooooow ride over a 9 day period of time. This has been a fantasy for a long time with no real goal in mind. If I make it to Sturgis, fine. If I make it to Crossville, fine!

I would get to visit a slew of states that I have never been to and will have the camera clicking away. I have always wanted to see Mount Rushmore...

... Devil's Tower that was depicted in Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind...

... and being the history buff that I am, there's no way that I can miss a chance to go to Deadwood, the town made famous as the site of the shooting of Wild Bill Hickok during a poker game.

I loved the HBO show too...

Wish me luck!

Noman Bates Redux...

Man dresses up as his mother to collect her Social Security benefits and other money. There is video here... http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/06/17/2009-06-17_psycho_son_.html...



Here is the douchebag as a man, although MAN is a term we'd have to use loosely.

The Wooden Hairbrush Switch Belt

So... what were YOU beaten with. Even people (liars) who say they don't beat their kids, have grabbed up the belt, shoe, switch, brush, paddle... or had a father that did.

Kim's mom would threaten the wooden spoon just by opening the drawer that it was kept in and that was enough for her and her brother...

My brother and I always knew trouble was coming on the form of the hairbrush...

...when the Aqua Net spray stopped, she came flying in with the hair half-teased, the shiite was about to hit the fan!

Leave a comment on what you were beaten with and we will have it on the air tomorrow. Tell people about my blog because I would like to utilize it for stuff to put on the radio in the morning. I hate Twittering and this is a much more fun way to get in touch with you guys.